gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

Check out this blog if you enjoy wasting your life!
  • baby: a- a- a-
  • parents: oh, the baby's first words!!
  • baby: a- aaa- al-
  • parents: apple?? air??
  • baby: a- al- al-
  • baby: Alchemy. The science of understanding, deconstructing, and reconstructing matter. However, it is not an all-powerful art; it is impossible to create something out of nothing. If one wishes to obtain something, something of equal value must be given. This is the Law of Equivalent Exchange, the basis of all alchemy. In accordance with this law, there is a taboo among alchemists: human transmutation is strictly forbidden - for what could equal the value of a human soul...?

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danielodowd:

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thiccbitch:

i wish i could just have a crush on a boy without having to worry about how shitty he probably is

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legs-are-just-for-show:

replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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