phobias:

I’d rather wait five minutes for fries than have them straight away because freshy cooked fries are the best

(via crappybird)

twerkitnarry:

voguesniall:

i fucking hate mcdonalds

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(Source: zourryau, via hornyspice)

did-you-kno:

The blobfish is able to live 4,000 ft below sea level because it doesn’t have much muscle or skeletal structure. It only becomes “blobby” due to the change in pressure when it is brought above water. Source

phobias:

relahvant:

phobias:

why you should date me; i’m 6’6 so if we go to concerts you can ride on my shoulders and see everything 

and then you can be that couple that gets in everyone’s way and makes them angry 

life sucks when you’re not dating me

(via crappybird)

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

shisnojon:

amortizing:

2014 is half over and

  • -i lost no weight
  • -didn’t learn anything
  • -haven’t made an effort to save money
  • -still ugly

damn that sucks I’m healthier than ever, learned a shit ton, and I’m also beautiful and cool

(via koalatea)

sniffing:

pop-that-booty:

sniffing:

i love spending hours deleting half of the stuff on my phone and downloading updates just for them to end up failing haha it’s the best

If u plug it into your computer you dont have to delete anything

ive had iOS 8 beta for a while so the update won’t show up on the computer since i already “have it” even though i don’t have the final versionbut i do suggest that anyone else having troubles updating should try doing it through their computer okay!
  • bae: come over no ones home
  • me: what games do u have

aureat:

I hope you all find someone who gives you cute names and tells you it’s adorable when you do embarrassing things and hugs you when it’s early in the morning and makes you feel like you have a whole disneyland fireworks show going off inside your body and never ever lets you go 

(via sniffing)

handjob:

when your game freezes and you haven’t saved in a while

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(via sniffing)

nitrogen:

(18+)
hellahentai:

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy


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